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The Enterprise Programming Language
3 points Ā· Open discussionjoaomilho
Enterprise
JavaScript2018ā2022
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Enterprise
š¦ The Enterpriseā¢ programming language
Web DevelopmentSystems & InfrastructureLanguages & CompilersScience & EngineeringAI & Machine LearningDevOps & Cloud
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š¦ The Enterpriseā¢ programming language
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HN mentions by year7 dated mentions
Observed mentions: 2018-08-27 12:48:10 UTC to 2022-02-12 18:42:51 UTC.
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| Period | Start (UTC) | End (exclusive, UTC) | Mentions | Submissions | Comments |
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| 2018 | 2018-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2019 | 2019-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 2020-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| 2020 | 2020-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 2021-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 2021 | 2021-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 2022-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| 2022 | 2022-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 2023-01-01 00:00:00 UTC | 1 | 1 | 0 |
What Hacker News says
7 sourcesAnd then there's the "Enterprise" programming language:
https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise
So that you can rockstar at night, Enterprise by day until someone offers you the blue/red pill.
In Rockstar: a language for programs that are also hair metal power balladsThe Enterprise Programming Language
1 points Ā· Open discussionThat's a similar spirit to Rockstar and Enterprise - they're joke languages to poke fun at employer requirements. Rockstar actually looks fun to play with, in a code-as-art sort of way. :)
https://codewithrockstar.com/
https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise
In We created a fake language to root out resume liarsIt's becoming kind of an Enterprise language [1]. Don't get me wrong I think PHP is getting cooler, hopefully everybody catches up and the fact that You can have a shared hosting for pennies run Your PHP code really puts it at an advantage compared to others.
[1]: https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise
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